Its Thursday. Weigh-in day. Having spent the last week crunching, bouncing, wiggling and planking until I could plank no more woke up feeling pretty positive. Ok. Pre weigh-in ritual begins. Clothes off, check. No food or drink consumed since waking, check. Been to the loo...well you never know, check. Mr B at the ready and off we go.
"Is your eye lined up with the 0?"
"Yes."
"You sure? You're definitely lined up? You're sure? Ok, ok, here we go."
"Errr....................3! You've lost 3lbs"
HURRAH!!!!!! Naked victory dance ensues.
"Are their 12lbs in a stone or 14?"
"................................14............................................why?"
"Oh. That would just be the 1lb then."
Sniff.
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